Improbable? Index: The Walking Dead’s “The Day Will Come When You Won’t Be”

The Walking Dead starts again. Come on, Season 7, let’s get sickening! Okuuuurrrrrr?

We can all agree that there are certain aspects of AMC’s The Walking Dead that seem a little, shall we say, far-fetched. The most improbable of these scenarios will be reviewed here each week.

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Abraham! Abraham is the one Negan killed! Christ almighty, it’s good to finally know that. (I mean…poor Abraham.) But then HOLY FUCK, he also killed Glenn! You guys! Negan then takes Rick on a Power Trip in the RV, brings him back, and forces him to (almost) chop Carl’s hand off while everyone else is held at gunpoint. Woof. This guy is one sick bastard. He also literally steals Daryl, saying “he’s got guts. I like him.” Everyone likes him, Negan, no shit. Everyone goes home. Next week: where do we go from here? This isn’t where we intended to be. </Evita>

Mildly Improbable

Carl looks like a fucking Breck girl. Get that kid a haircut, or at least have him lay off the deep conditioner and volumizing styling product.

At the end, a walker staggers out of the woods and eats the brains that Glenn and Abraham left behind on the ground, causing me to murmur, “now THAT’S fucked up.”

Pretty Improbable

I’m surprised Daryl had so much restraint. He waited a while before punching Negan in the face.

Extremely Improbable

Damn, Sasha is the Black Widow up in here. Don’t date Sasha, y’all.

YEAH, RIGHT

During all these bat murders, I just kept wondering how nobody has puked yet. There are literally brains and chunks of scalps flying around.

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  • Did I call two deaths or did I call two deaths?!!

    • I don’t know, but I sure didn’t call two deaths! When Negan hit Glenn my mouth dropped open. They WENT THERE.