The Walking Dead features mass murder! And casserole!
We can all agree that there are certain aspects of AMC’s The Walking Dead that seem a little, shall we say, far-fetched. The most improbable of these scenarios will be reviewed here each week.
“Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Episode Recap
We get Enid’s backstory (parents eaten, wandered the landscape for a while, ate raw turtle, stumbled upon Alexandria, obsessed with letters “JSS,” which stands for “just survive somehow”). We also find out where last week’s horn was coming from – a semi-truck courtesy of the Wolves, who are attacking the town! Fortunately, Carol disguises herself as a fellow Wolf and slaughters the shit out of the lot of them, with the help of Morgan and, oddly enough, Carl, who I think we all forget about most of the time. Meanwhile, Enid and Ron have a thing on the side, I guess, and Enid takes off at the end of the episode. Next week: what’s with the herd?
These idiots in Alexandria have the balls to turn their nose up at foods they don’t like, like celery soup and paprika. Enid ate RAW TURTLE, you dicks.
How are there any smokers left around here? What pampered lives they lead, that they have a choice to maintain a smoking habit. Yes, Daryl smokes occasionally, but only when he can find a pack.
I LOVE that the casserole timer went off, and Carl just calmly removes it from the oven. All that madness happened in the time it takes to make a casserole! Is there nothing Carol cannot do?!
In showing Enid’s backstory, they kept cutting away before they got to the good murderin’ stuff. Come on, Show. You’ve never been shy before.
Carl’s hair is out of control. He looks like he could join a post-apocalyptic boy band. But even with that hair, it makes no sense that Enid would choose Pansy-Pants Ron over a guy who can effectively wield a semi-automatic weapon to save his baby sister.
Enid eating raw turtle? I have seen enough episodes of Naked and Afraid to know that can only end badly.
I feel like Carl could be destined to be a great warrior like Michonne or Daryl, but Rick doesn’t want him to. Wanting your son to be a “normal teenager” makes no damn sense in this world.
CarolGoddess is total Assassin’s Creed in this bitch. This is such a turn-on. It is so fun to see the mild-mannered ladies of Alexandria react to the “new” Carol – in their minds, the most improbable sight of all.