UnREAL gets mega-meta with a date at Adam’s dilapidated vineyard. Also, cuckholds!
Rachel, Producer Extraordinaire. It is Rachel’s job to produce a date at Adam’s vineyard, which is in his contract for publicity. Sadly, the vineyard is an overgrown pile of shit, so they have to bring in a lot of help to make this thing camera-ready. The discussions with Quinn about budgets are very realistic, but boring as hell. As far as Accomplishments in the Field of Plot Contrivance, sexy cameraman Jeremy films Rachel and Adam having a discussion (which…why film that?) and seems jealous that Adam kisses her on the cheek.
Adam: Ho Fo’ Sho’. Not only is he whoring out his butt-ugly vineyard, he is having sex with the wives of potential vineyard investors…at their request. Despite the fact that she has caught him in the act several times now, Rachel STILL somehow has a crush on him.
Gross Moments. Just a short list: Chet driving around in a limo with hookers and weed; Adam kissing Rachel on the cheek and she is into it, ugh; Quinn goes out to dinner with a Chet rival named Bill and asks “are you trying to get me drunk and slutty?”; they want to turn Adam’s vineyard into the “Everlasting Resort and Spa…” free crabs with every stay?