The Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) Season 7 Premiere: ‘Tis the Season

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Photo: Laura Magruder / Bravo)
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Photo: Laura Magruder / Bravo)

The Real Housewives of Atlanta have returned.  Shade has already been thrown, and people are already going to jail.  It’s like the holiday before the holidays!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) have returned.  Shade has already been thrown, and people are already going to jail.  It’s like the holiday before the holidays!  Here’s what we’ve missed since the ladies have been gone.

Nene is hosting Cirque du Soleil Zumanity in Vegas complete with drag-worthy wig.

Kenya has just returned from a three month trip around the world, you know to clear her head and reduce her bruises after the Reunion battle with Portia.

For her part Portia is a new woman after her divorce, complete with scantily clad photo shoot.

Kandi and Todd prepare to welcome his teenage daughter into their home as she moves to Atlanta from New York.  The two unfortunately have varying ideas on proper price tags for parenting.  Kandi is at Range Rover, while Todd believes the Range is earned after miles in a Toyota.

Cynthia has finally and firmly freed herself from friendship with Nene.  As Kenya says, Cynthia was previously ‘so far up Nene’s ass, she had her own wing.’

Finally, poor Phaedra is staying in a hotel to avoid media scrutiny on the day her husband, Apollo, is sentenced to 8 years in prison for fraud.  Following a fight over her perceived lack of support, I’ll withhold personal opinion, Apollo’s asking for a divorce.  Phaedra’s not made about it.

‘Tis the season for caring.

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