DWTS Haikus: The Season 18 Finals

James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd
Dancing with the Stars (Photo: Adam Taylor / ABC)

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Sorry about last week’s lack of haikus: we were slammed by storms and the weather team on the Cleveland ABC affiliate loooooooooove to chat. Sirens went off, so I guess it was legit.

Round One — Judges Pick

Len announced that the celebrities will do their Switch-up Week routines, but with their official partners.

James Maslow / Peta Murgatroyd

Heavy guy-liner
Sexy, crisp (plus making out)
His butt was under.
Score: 29 (9-10-10)

Meryl Davis / Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Maksim wants a win
A-Tango: did not phone in
Perfection plus one
Score: 30 (10-10-10)

Candace Cameron Bure / Mark Ballas

Ballas popped shoulder
Umbrella quickstep; much pain
Improved, but not great
Score: 27 (9-9-9)

Amy Purdy / Derek Hough

Back spasms returned
Salsa: Bum bongos?1 Red flares.
Judges are agog.
Score: 30 (10-10-10)

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