DWTS Haikus: Double Elimination Switchup!


Amy / Derek: Safe
Candace and Mark: Also Safe
Diana goes home

“Move Your Feet” Goodbye
Red and sparkly cha cha cha
Should have stayed longer

Candace Cameron Bure / Mark Ballas (Safe)

Wants sexless rumba
Emotive eyes; Contempo?
Lacked rumba style
Score: 21 (7-7-7)

Amy Purdy / Derek Hough (Safe)

Prosthesis swing dance
Some missed tricks; legs stay attached
Otherwise: well done
Score: 24 (8-8-8)

James Maslow / Peta Murgatroyd (Safe)

Wanna Salsa naked?
Sloppy footwork. But those abs.
Sexy Hall of Fame?
Score: 25 (9-8-8)

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Mike has been writing about TV online since 2008, when he started the blog WTF Little House on the Prairie? The blog was a project to practice writing about television analytically prior to getting an MA in Television-Radio-Film from Syracuse University, or as he likes to call it "TV Camp." After a lengthy stint at TVLatest, Mike wanted to launch a site that brought in classic TV, diamonds in the rough, and the shows everybody watches. E-mail: mike@whatelseison.tv