This week on The Walking Dead, our heroes are still en route to Terminus. Who will arrive?
We can all agree that there are certain aspects of AMC’s The Walking Dead that seem a little, shall we say, far-fetched. The most improbable of these scenarios will be reviewed here each week.
Eugene’s obsession with science and video games makes us all wonder what the hell he ever talks about with Abraham, because I am sure Abraham does not “get” either of those topics.
How is Glenn so sure that Maggie went through Walker Death Tunnel? Maybe she has a brain and went around it. It could not possibly take a full extra day to avoid that tunnel.
If looking at obvious cleavage makes a woman gay, then our species would die out in no time. Cleavage is universally loved!
Eugene telling Tara how hot she is was accurate, but creepy. She’s just not that into you, dude. Rosita, on the other hand…
I understand that Glenn is excited that Maggie is at Terminus, but to take off sprinting when there are many miles to go is not efficient.
Good idea, let’s stand on a giant pile of fallen rock in Walker Death Tunnel. That looks totally stable and surely it will not collapse again. Oh wait, oops. Who saw THAT coming, right?
Wearing riot gear will not help against zombies unless it literally covers every inch of skin. It will, however, cause someone to overheat in the Georgia sun.
All I could think when Maggie and Glenn had those reunion kisses was “wow, they both probably have really bad breath.”
“Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Episode Recap
The groups are still making their way towards Terminus. Rick, Carl and Michonne are headed down the tracks. Daryl is still with his merry band of redneck assholes that kill one of their own for framing Daryl for rabbit theft (no, seriously). Glenn’s group meets up with Maggie’s group and the reunion is a happy one, indeed. They finally arrive at Terminus, where they are greeted by an eerily calm woman. Next week is the season finale: is Terminus safe?