This conceit was dragging on much longer than this fast-paced season warranted.
As enjoyable as it was to imagine the minds of everyday objects and concepts in House of Cards, my psychiatrist is beginning to worry. So let’s address one last key aspect of this season and this show: the world of Chief of Staff Extraordinaire Doug Stamper.
He will be missed. Creepiness and all.
Maybe especially the creepiness.
And, for old times sake, here’s our other friend: