Haikus: Dancing with the Stars Season 17 Week 4

Dancing With the Stars (Photo: ABC)
Dancing With the Stars (Photo: ABC)

On this week’s Dancing with the Stars: Julianne Hough guests / Ten dancers jive and tango / Paso and Foxtrot.

Jack Osbourne
Cheryl frustrated
Quickstep: Good Frame, Enjoyable
Needs more confidence
(Score: 24)

Elizabeth Berkley Lauren
Argentine Tango
Sexy and violins – hot
Still has weird arms thing
(Score: 27)

Brant Daugherty
Salsa to Pitbull
Limited lifts, awkward steps
Shirtless: gets a pass.
(Score: 21)

Valerie Harper
Viennese Waltz: Fun.
Half a step behind. She tries.
“Don’t show the mistakes.”
(Score: 18)

Leah Remini
Cha Cha; wants a 9
Low energy, pulling faces
Needs more crispness
(Score: 24)

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