Haikus: Dancing with the Stars Season 17 Week 3

Dancing With the Stars (Photo: ABC)
Dancing With the Stars (Photo: ABC)

Hollywood week, huh? / I guess that means ’20s jazz? / One more star goes home.

Leah Remini

Rumba to Skyfall

Worked on sexy face. Success!

“Full steam ahead.”

(Score: 24)

Corbin Bleu

Sepia Quickstep

Impressive when out of hold

Too quick: lost posture

(Score: 26)

Elizabeth Berkley Lauren

Sinatra Foxtrot

“Chicken soup to the eyes.” Huh?

Sloppy drop; fine dance.

(Score: 25)

Brant Daugherty

Quickstep, busted foot

Speed, control, injured you say?

He is the dark horse

(Score: 27)

Valerie Harper

Cha Cha to Mika

Instantly lost, wandering

She’s persevering

(Score: 16)

Bill Engvall

Lone Ranger Paso

She does the heavy lifting

But he holds his own

(Score: 24)

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