Haikus: Dancing with the Stars Season 17 Week 10 — The Semi-Finals

Dancing with the Stars (Photo: ABC)
Dancing with the Stars (Photo: ABC)

The semi-finals / Maksim sits with the judges / who are the top four?

Round One — Plugged

Leah Remini
“Bad Romance” Paso
Low energy. Bravado?
Trips, missed turns. Need more.
(Score: 32 points)

Corbin Bleu
Fallout Boy Tango
Pyro! Back could be stronger
Panel splits love/hate
(Score: 35 points)

Jack Osbourne
“Roxanne” Jazz routine
Jack walks and carries. Not great.
Work on the jazz hands
(Score: 33 points)

Bill Engvall
LMFAO
Cha cha, missed turns. Something’s wrong.
I think he’s checked out.
(Score: 28 points)

Amber Riley
“Locked out of Heaven”
Jazz chair and hand dance. Tuxes!
Best dance of this round.
(Score: 39 points. Maks gets boos.)

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