Haikus: Dancing with the Stars Season 17 Week 6

Amber Riley

Hits wall with Samba

Trouble staying with Derek

Overpraised AGAIN.

(Score: 28. Two tens plus Len’s voice of reason.)

Jack Osbourne

Paso needs ego

Lots of fire; needs more carriage

1-D arrogance

(Score: 25)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

She has the foxtrot

Hmm, her hands betray her lines

Sasha holds her back

(Score: 27)

Corbin Bleu

Costumes: what the hell?

Game of Thrones Viennese Waltz

No Red Wedding. Yay?

(Score: 23)

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Mike has been writing about TV online since 2008, when he started the blog WTF Little House on the Prairie? The blog was a project to practice writing about television analytically prior to getting an MA in Television-Radio-Film from Syracuse University, or as he likes to call it "TV Camp." After a lengthy stint at TVLatest, Mike wanted to launch a site that brought in classic TV, diamonds in the rough, and the shows everybody watches. E-mail: mike@whatelseison.tv